Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half - Clueless & Breathless 5K

Like, ugh, are you seriously going to miss this? Step into your platform shoes and strut into the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half Marathon, a 90s-inspired run packed with mall glam, plaid, and way too much lip gloss. Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races Whether you’re a Beverly Hills princess, a debate team queen, or just looking for an excuse to break out your best 90s look, this race is your chance to be totally buggin’...in the best way. Choose your challenge: Clueless & Breathless 5K 🎀 This one's as quick as a shopping trip to The Galleria. Bonus points if you run in plaid.Totally Buggin’ 10K 💅 Longer than Cher's shopping list and twice as fierce.The Alaïa Half Marathon 👠 Because it's like, a totally important designer challenge. Stay hydrated.The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual) 🛍️ Can’t make it in person? Run from wherever you are and still earn your medal. Expect 90s jams and plenty of mallcore energy. Costumes strongly encouraged. Plaid, platform-shoe energy, feather pens, and your most fabulous 90s looks are all welcome. 📦 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome!) Can’t make it to Canoga Park? Join us from your own timeline. Complete your race wherever you are and earn the same finisher medal as our in-person runners. This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race...fun, fast, and full of nostalgia. Sign up now. This run is like, totally important.   Parody Disclaimer This race is a fan-made parody event inspired by 90s pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official trademark holders.