Boogie Nights 5K & 10K - Boogie Nights Multiverse Virtual 5K, 10K, or Half After Dark

✨ Boogie Nights 5K & 10K After Dark Join us for Boogie Nights 5K & 10K After Dark, a disco-drenched nighttime run through the Valley where polyester reigns, vibes are high, and everybody’s a star at the finish line. Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races Roller skates. Gold chains. Big dreams. Inspired by the unforgettable energy of Boogie Nights (yes, that Boogie Nights), this race is a tribute to the over-the-top sparkle and grit of 70s/80s California cool — with just enough late-night chaos to make it magic. Choose your challenge: Boogie Nights 5K – A funky little sprint with serious Dirk Diggler attitudeBoogie Nights 10K – Twice the disco, double the dazzle Expect funk and soul on the speakers, throwback signage, and a crowd ready to dance their way to the finish. Costumes welcome. Big collars and roller flair encouraged. This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race — fun, fast, and full of heart. Sign up now. You’ve got the touch. You’ve got the power.   🌀 Multiverse Option (Virtual Runners Welcome) Can’t make it in person? No problem — we’re bringing the disco to your dimension. Choose the Multiverse Option during registration and select your distance (5K or 10K). Then: Run anytime between June 27–30Track it however you like (Strava, NRC, selfie — we’re chill)Submit your proof and shipping info We’ll send your medal straight from the Valley to your door Same race. Same medal. Different timeline. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   🚨 Parody Disclaimer This race is a fan-made parody event created with love by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any of the original creators, studios, or rights holders referenced in our race themes. All names, references, and characters are used for humorous and transformative purposes under fair use. We're just fans… who like to run in costume.